What to Call Bad People

Warning: This entry contains language of a most foul and degrading nature. So deal, motherfucker!

Person of Bad Conduct	What to Call Them
The guy who yells at cyclists from a passenger window	Assclown
The corpulent man at the next table who blows his nose like a goose and mumbles something like "Mebs" for no reason	Douchelord
Woman who instructs you on your way out the door to pick up some fucking Menthol Lites or don't come the fuck home	Battle Axe
The server who ignores you the whole meal and then puts on a big smile when she gives you the check and explains how busy she is	Slutmonkey
The guy who comes to a complete stop in the right lane and makes a slow left turn	You don't call him anything; you just check out his demographic, because you have a working hypothesis...
A politician who doesn't recall anything while testifying	Republican
The guy who sets off a bomb in a crowded bus station	Silly Goose
The guy who calls someone a "Fucktard"	Fuckwit
A manager who yells at workers	Captain Happy
A guy who calls people with children "breeders"	Dog Fucker
The slick guy who talks aloud into an ear phone in a public place	Tit
A guy from Colorado Springs	Asshole
They guy who throws cigarette butts into a urinal	Turd Bloom
The person with an ongoing car alarm problem	Pudsniffer